During our fancy breakfast, we received some outstanding news! Beth, now obviously in a better mood (Jake had payed her a visit), told us that we were only going to have to swim once today at precisely 11:00 am. The problem arose when we were about to leave for the pool, and Beth's twin sister informed us that the pool CLOSED at precisely 11:00 am. Beth freaked out for a few seconds. And then we sat there and tried to figure out what to do. While we were sitting there guess who we run into? Dani Korman /Dan-Dizzle of all people. Our first words to her were, "Aww Dani you are so small still!" I guess once you graduate college you don't grow much...who would have thought. Anyway after a short chat with Dani we decided to go to lunch at Noodles and Company, where Alyssa ordered, SURPRISE, plain buttered noodles. Beth continued to yell at Amanda for eating poor little Michelle's leftover food. Beth thinks Amanda is FAT and WORTHLESS. When departing Noodles, Amanda, the child that she is, tried to cross the road in front of a semi-truck. Michelle, obviously unaware of her size, tried to hold Amanda back, but instead was just dragged along. They survived. Nuff Said.
We then left for the pool at 1:00 pm. Swimming this afternoon was a lot less crowded than yesterday. Today we had our own lane! It was fantastic...but tomorrow it's going to be like 300 people trying to swim in a 2 inch puddle! So some quotable quotes were said during our swim. Alyssa says "Amanda, I feel like this is one big playground for you!" It's true Amanda was doing more underwater dives and hanging on the wall then she was swimming. Michelle joined her in looking through the underwater window, while Sarah and Alyssa watched. Michelle also came up with a list of things Amanda would get kicked out of. They are as followed:
a. A D-1 swimming program
b. Any school other than Camp Carthage
c. The ball pit in any playplace, including McDonalds
d. Anything or any place that doesn't allow goofing around
e.all of the above
We finished swimming and were somehow persuaded into taking a team picture on the podium. We were all for it, considering are team picture turned out absolutely beautiful last year. And by beautiful we mean: 3 out of 5 of us had our eyes closed, someone wasn't smiling, much less looking at the camera, and one of us had somewhat of a normal smile. We figured any picture could beat last year's by far. So with our hair wet and goggle marks still around our eyes we posed and smiled for the paparazzi. Before we climbed onto the podium the photographer asked if our coach was going to join us in the picture....the funny thing is that Beth was standing with us and she's like "I'm the coach...I know I sorta look like them." It was pretty amusing. After showing off our pearly whites we headed back to the hotel.
Back at the hotel we hung out for awhile before getting all fancy (yes that seems to be the theme of the day, fancy breakfast, fancy us, fancy everything! haha) for our dinner with all the other teams. It was buffet style, just the way we like it. This way we can get all the food we want and Amanda should have no reason for eating any one's leftovers. Still, however, Alyssa did not take enough food to even feed a toddler. Anyway, we had some of Beth's ex-swimmers from Springfield, MA sitting at our table. This guy named Greg told us about how he got suspended from school for 2 months for killing squirrels with a gun from his window. So the squirrel sniper apparently had killed quite a few...we didn't catch the number, we assume somewhere close to 100 to get him 2 months suspension. Also, another member of the Springfield team is apparently in the Circus and can make any balloon animal and can juggle. No wonder Beth is so cultured (its part of her upbringing). Anyway they put cookies on the table for us to eat. There was a large variety including M&M, chocolate chip, as well as snikerdoodle (according to Steven). Beth, however, could not find the type of cookie she desired on our huge plate so she had squirrel killer steal the plate off the table next to us. Thinking she was in the clear, Beth enjoyed the cookie she wanted with a big smile on her face. That is until the less than fluent english speaking Asian waiter came over and scolded her, confiscating the cookie plate, and leaving Beth embarassed and flushed. 
Right before we were ready to leave, Michelle felt a light grazing on her head. Confused, she turned around to find a completly random middle aged woman with salt and pepper hair, stroking/ petting her locks. This woman was flabergasted at how soft and silky Michelle's hair was, being a swimmer and all. We forgot to mention that Sarah and Alyssa, being the twins they are, ate a very small portion of food but yet devoured they're snickerdoodle cookie in sync with each other. It took us a good twenty minutes to walk out of the dining room, having to take pictures with small and stelth Dan-Dizzle as well as stopping frequently to talk to random coaches. Beth supposidly is best friends with all of them.
After diner, Amanda and Michelle utalized the long walk from the elevator to their rooms as their own peronal runway. Being the sexy beasts that they are, they tore it up. This is proven below in the low budget film we made, produced by Alyssa.
Ps. We forgot to mention we have sleep number beds!! Fancy eh?! Whats your number? our is 35!
Pss. Actually ours varies from 35-100...Amanda, in her devilsh/childish ways, has developed a new prank. This afternoon she Sleep Numbered Michelle. This new prank involves increasing rapidly someone's sleep number on their sleep number bed until it feels like they are laying on the Grand Canyon (which is now located acorss from the Quiznos in the Wisconsin Dells...ask about later).
Psss. Thanks to all of our fans so far. We will be here all week!
PSSSS Happy Birthday to Mama Croix and Happy St. Patty's day...no green beer or intoxicated students this time. (if confused see posts from last year)
Signing off your favorite fancy people:
Spaz, Awkward, Shoe Shop, and eighdolla holla
